THE FIRST TIME, WE'RE PROUD
TO OFFER SOMETHING THAT WILL
NEVER FALL SHORT OF YOUR
That's right, nothing. Upon receipt of your payment, we will not send you anything. No products, no services, not a blessed thing. In fact, we guarantee it.
you ask, would I want to
pay something only to
receive nothing in
Ah, the question is, why wouldn't you?
How many times have you ordered an item only to be disappointed when you got it...if you got it at all?
How often have you received damaged or wrong-sized merchandise you had to return for refund or replacement?
How quickly does the novelty of your purchases wear off, leaving you unsatisfied and craving for more?
will never happen when you
of the other
For the first time, you'll know exactly what you'll get and when you'll get it. Nothing to wait for impatiently, nothing to take time off from work to receive. Submit your order and it's filled immediately.
There's more. Lots more.
When you purchase nothing, there's no shipping and handling charges, no built-in obsolescence, no parts to wear out or break, no items to get misplaced or stolen. As Bob Dylan said, "When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose."
too. It doesn't
deplete our natural
packaging to dispose
of, doesn't clutter up
Act now and receive a bonus.
For a limited time we'll include—at no extra charge—absolutely nothing else. It's our way of saying thanks...for nothing.
Nothing makes a great gift, too. Simply include the names of your recipients (add payment for each, please) and we won't send them anything either. What a convenient way to let everyone know you're good for nothing!
Get nothing for next to nothing.
You can enjoy all of the above benefits, brace yourself, for just two bucks. Yes, a mere $2 to experience how richer your life will be when you aren't caught in an insatiable spiral of acquisitions, how free and unencumbered you'll feel when you spend your money on the one thing that will never be less than what it's cracked up to be.
If for any reason you receive something, we'll gladly refund your money, no questions asked.
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