Naught
                    for Sale Masthead




NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE'RE  PROUD TO  OFFER SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER FALL SHORT OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

NOTHING.


That's right, nothing. Upon receipt of your payment, we will not send you anything. No products, no services, not a blessed thing. In fact, we guarantee it.

 

Why, you ask, would I want to pay something only to receive nothing in return?



Ah, the question is, why wouldn't you?

 

How many times have you ordered an item only to be disappointed when you got it...if you got it at all?



How often have you received damaged or wrong-sized merchandise you had to return for refund or replacement?



How quickly does the novelty of your purchases wear off, leaving you unsatisfied and craving for more?

 

That will never happen when you order nothing!


Think of the other advantages nothing affords you.


For the first time, you'll know exactly what you'll get and when you'll get it. Nothing to wait for impatiently, nothing to take time off from work to receive. Submit your order and it's filled immediately.


There's more. Lots more.


When you purchase nothing, there's no shipping and handling charges, no built-in obsolescence, no parts to wear out or break, no items to get misplaced or stolen. As Bob Dylan said, "When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose."

 

NothingNothing is earth-friendly, too. It doesn't deplete our natural resources, doesn't require wasteful packaging to dispose of, doesn't clutter up the environment...or your life.


Act now and receive a bonus.

 

For a limited time we'll include—at no extra charge—absolutely nothing else. It's our way of saying thanks...for nothing.

 

Nothing makes a great gift, too. Simply include the names of your recipients (add payment for each, please) and we won't send them anything either. What a convenient way to let everyone know you're good for nothing!

 

Get nothing for next to nothing.


You can enjoy all of the above benefits, brace yourself, for just two bucks. Yes, a mere $2 to experience how richer your life will be when you aren't caught in an insatiable spiral of acquisitions, how free and unencumbered you'll feel when you spend your money on the one thing that will never be less than what it's cracked up to be.

 

Nothing.


 

OUR GUARANTEE: 
If for any reason you receive something, we'll gladly refund your money, no questions asked.





YES! I want to experience the liberating feeling, and all the other aforementioned benefits, of purchasing nothing. I understand that upon receipt of my $2 payment you will not send me anything.  If I order additional quantities as gifts for family and friends, they won't receive anything either:









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